WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM?

Why have the pants of my students turned into skirts?

MR. BONNEFOY IS DEAD. Or if not him, SOMEONE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

I will not stand for this sort of slander.

((ooc: Nevermind the Hufflepuff scarf; Sadiq just wants a reason to hate his colleague :'|))